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Before Netscape, the Internet wasn't pictures of cats! It was Star Trek fan-fiction. SCIENTIFICALLY RESEARCHED Star Trek fan-fiction. Bringing the global economy to Santa Cruz, California. Thankfully, with that money they were able to WORK OUT THE BUGS! HA! (If you think that joke's hilarious, wait till you hear how they named themselves.) No? Then how about a name like 'Google,' one people will just THINK sounds dirty? People couldn't get enough of those BLINK tags! Because if they tried to get enough of them, they'd have seizures. Windows: Opaque. Something DID shift from 99 back to 0 in 2000! It just took a bit longer than January 1. INSERT SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR ABOUT SELF-PUBLISHED WEBCOMICS HERE. Eventually, Clark Kent and Peter Parker will have to make a living as bloggers. Coming soon: GoodWorks, the social network that gets you to Heaven once you earn enough Indulgence Points (TM). 'See if our friends in the Nigerian royalty can help get the word out!' Watch yourself, now! Now our company just needs a cutely misspelled name... like 'Souleatr.' Coming next: the iEye. #yourattentionspanstooshorttorememberthispromiseanyway Don't be surprised if people start making a mouseclick gesture instead of applauding at the end of concerts. Also, they got no ability to keep a secret from people who might share it on the Internet. Dumbclucks. Just think, if not for Netscape, we might have had to find him with a chatterbot.
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Techno Mix

by T Campbell on October 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Posted In: Comics

Well, this is finally up! This comic, the only comic I’ve ever dropped the ball on in terms of scheduling delays, set an extra record for lateness with this final installment. I could make lots of excuses, but the bottom line is that I was still trying to do one too many things, and poor ol’ Widge kept getting pushed to the bottom of the stack.

If you are coming to this site for the very first time, I’ve already said most of what should be said about it in my farewell message, under the previous strip. Still, we wanted to make sure this site finished strong, so that it now greets you with an installment represents us at something close to our best.

Widgetitis tried to be about not just the fascination with gizmos and websites we all held in 2010-2011, but the ways those things shaped our lives. Most of the strips are very much “of their moment,” and even as I write this, current events (some of them exciting, some of them mockable, and some of them tragic) are conspiring to push them further and further into the past. This is as it should be, but I hope this work can continue to commemorate the concerns of the tech sphere, as it was.

And maybe Dave, Doc, John and/or I can return to this topic someday, in some form. Until then, enjoy!

Wael Ghonim, Google’s Worst Marketing Manager

by T Campbell on February 11, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Posted In: Blog

So emotional was the political prisoner Wael Ghonim upon his release by the authorities that he seemed to forget he was a marketer. He thanked Facebook, which has been a focus of his activist efforts, and even showered personal praise upon Mark Zuckerberg, who’s been working on rehabilitating his own image already.

Google, his actual employer, didn’t seem to merit mention.

Not that I’m mocking Ghonim, really. His reaction was an honest one. He honestly found Facebook relevant to his personal efforts to push change in Egypt. And he honestly didn’t get that as much from Google or any of its subsidiaries. This is why Larry Page is sweating.

└ Tags: egypt, facebook, google

Mubarek Is Out

by T Campbell on February 11, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Posted In: Blog

Told you so.

└ Tags: egypt

Huffing and Puffing

by T Campbell on February 8, 2011 at 11:11 am
Posted In: Blog

Yesterday’s blogosphere was consumed by the news that AOL was actually still around. No, wait, that they’d bought the Huffington Post, the popular and marginally profitable blog with the even more marginal pay rates for bloggers. Ariana Huffington does know content, so seeing her get promoted to head up all AOL’s blogs does feel like cream rising to the top. And AOL’s blogs have been by far its least embarrassing business in the last year. On the other hand, the content quotas AOL has set for the next quarter make it seem like Huffington may have been promoted to captain of the Hindenburg. Developing.

└ Tags: aol, hufpo

Comics I Wish We’d Thought Of First

by T Campbell on February 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Posted In: Blog

One of what I’m sure will be a series.

Nitrozac and Slaggy give Steve Ballmer a bit of a Social Networking.

Suzie Cagle has the definitive statement on Cathy Cruz Marrero.

xkcd gets off this inspired tribute to Zombo.com.

And our heartfelt congratulations go out to Matthew Inman, who has had quite a week, and deservedly so.

└ Tags: jealousy

Why We’re Not Hitting Wikileaks… Yet

by T Campbell on December 8, 2010 at 10:13 pm
Posted In: Blog

At this point, I’ve trashed two ideas for scripts about Wikileaks, a site that you might possibly have already heard something about in the last week and a half. This is because the story– and my own feelings on the story– keep developing. First it seemed like we were getting a hard lesson in the nature of a global free press, which isn’t always beholden to American interests.

Then the story shifted more specifically to Assange, and my admiration for his accomplishments is tempered. I don’t think he’s a terrorist, and statements to that effect made by people like Sarah Palin simply sicken me. (Although, in fairness, Palin is a pretty sickening person.) The U.S. government seems to be tripping over itself to propose boneheaded and illegal strategies to deal with Wikileaks in general and Assange specifically. I support transparency and the idea of an organization like Wikileaks is a good one.

Still, Assange repels me, too. There’s an odd contradiction at the core of his character. He’s oh-so convinced of the importance of his actions… and I’m not arguing that Wikileaks isn’t important, but he and Palin are oddly similar in how much contempt they have for, and how casually they equate their efforts with, the very best products of “the lamestream media.” On the other hand, Assange doesn’t really act as if his actions are important. I’m just not convinced that he really grapples with the idea that releasing the wrong document– or failing to release the right one, soon enough– could ruin lives or cause wars.

And now, the story has spread beyond him. As I write this, Visa and Mastercard are recovering from successful denial-of-service attacks, for their role in denying Wikileaks funding. I feel like it might be fair to call those attacks terrorism. And yet I can’t support the Federal government’s blatant disregard for the rule of law as it threatens sites for the mere mention of these attacks, and of Wikileaks.

(Where is Obama in all this, by the way? I’m not asking him to save the world, but can we get a real statement?)

So, to sum up, I’m pretty disgusted by everybody right now. We’ll do something about Wikileaks eventually. I sort of feel like we have to. But I want the story to settle down a bit first, so I feel it’s ready to be summed up.

At times like this, I’m sort of hoping the tech news cycle gets back to silly stuff that we can mock with no sense of social responsibi– OMG, Steve Jobs is missing! Can anyone find him!

└ Tags: barack obama, julian assange, Sarah Palin, Steve Jobs, wikileaks
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